“You Want To Put ‘What into Me?"

“It is safe I swearrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”

 Warning: The following is the sad but true reality of our health care situation in the U.S.  Some areas of the text have been embelished to add humor to the situation; however, the facts are left entirely factual. 

This blog is a legal document that has been drafted to protect patients from bullying doctors.  We understand that few professionals are intentionally trying to do the wrong thing.  We also understand that if more knew this information, we would live in a healthier community.  Read the blog as if you are reading a doctors statement of informed consent to a mother needing comfort about vaccinating her child.  Whether you have questions or not, please leave a trace by commenting below and signing up for our award winning newsletter to the right.

Physician's Warranty of Vaccine Safety

I, Dr. Innoculator, M.D., am a physician licensed to practice medicine in the State of AnywhereYouHideYourChild.
My State license number is NoIN8Here, and my DEA number is >74VaccinesbyAge4. My medical specialty is HealthNASyringe.  

I have a thorough understanding of the risks and benefits of all the medications that I prescribe for or administer to my patients.  In the case of (Patient"s name) Poor L. Sammy, age 24 months, whom I have examined, I find that certain risk factors exist that justify the recommended vaccinations. The following is a list of said risk factors and the vaccinations that will protect against them:

Risk Factor: Common Cold        Vaccination:  RhinoVaccShot

Risk Factor: Spit-UpOsis            Vaccination:  ShutOffUrNaturalProtectiveMechanismNJection

I am aware that vaccines typically contain many of the following fillers:

*         aluminum phosphate
*         chick embryo, chicken egg, duck egg
*         calf (bovine) serum
*         betapropiolactone
*         fetal bovine serum
*         formaldehyde
*         formalin
*         gelatin
*         glycerol
*         human diploid cells (originating from human aborted fetal tissue)
*         hydrolized gelatin
*         mercury thimerosol (thimerosal, Merthiolate(r))
*         monosodium glutamate (MSG)
*         neomycin
*         neomycin sulfate
*         phenol red indicator
*         phenoxyethanol (antifreeze)
*         potassium diphosphate
*         potassium monophosphate
*         polymyxin B
*         polysorbate 20
*         polysorbate 80
*         porcine (pig) pancreatic hydrolysate of casein
*         residual MRC5 proteins
*         sorbitol
*         tri(n)butylphosphate,
*         VERO cells, a continuous line of monkey kidney cells, and
*         washed sheep red blood

and, hereby, warrant that these ingredients are safe for injection into the body of my patient.  I have researched reports to the contrary, such as reports that mercury thimerosol causes severe neurological and immunological damage, and find that they are not credible.

I am aware that some vaccines have been found to have been contaminated with Simian Virus 40 (SV 40) and that SV 40 is causally linked by some researchers to non-Hodgkin"s lymphoma and mesotheliomas in humans as well as in experimental animals. I hereby warrant that the vaccines I employ in my practice do not contain SV 40 or any other live viruses. (Alternately, I hereby warrant that said SV-40 virus or other viruses pose no substantive risk to my patient.)

I hereby warrant that the vaccines I am recommending for the care of (Patient"s name) Poor L. Sammy do not contain any tissue from aborted human babies (also known as "fetuses").  

In order to protect my patient"s well being, I have taken the following steps to guarantee that the vaccines I will use will contain no damaging contaminants.

STEPS TAKEN:       

Prayed to the Vaccine God’s
Crossed My Fingers
Even Crossed My Toes
Read Some Propaganda from the Vaccine Makers
Heck I even learned to Cross My Eyes

I have personally investigated the reports made to the VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System) and state that it is my professional opinion that the vaccines I am recommending are safe for administration to a child under the age of 5 years.

The bases for my opinion are itemized on Exhibit A , attached hereto, -- "Physician"s Bases for Professional Opinion of Vaccine Safety." (Please itemize each recommended vaccine separately along with the bases for arriving at the conclusion that the vaccine is safe for administration to a child under the age of 5 years.)

The professional journal articles I have relied upon in the issuance of this Physician"s Warranty of Vaccine Safety are itemized on Exhibit B , attached hereto, -- "Scientific Articles in Support of Physician"s Warranty of Vaccine Safety."

The professional journal articles that I have read which contain opinions adverse to my opinion are itemized on Exhibit C , attached hereto, -- "Scientific Articles Contrary to Physician"s Opinion of Vaccine Safety."

The reasons for my determining that the articles in Exhibit C were invalid are delineated in Attachment D , attached hereto, -- "Physician"s Reasons for Determining the Invalidity of Adverse Scientific Opinions."

Hepatitis B

I understand that 60 percent of patients who are vaccinated for Hepatitis B will lose detectable antibodies to Hepatitis B within 12 years. I understand that in 1996 only 54 cases of Hepatitis B were reported to the CDC in the 0-1 year age group. I understand that in the VAERS, there were 1,080 total reports of adverse reactions from Hepatitis B vaccine in 1996 in the 0-1 year age group, with 47 deaths reported.

I understand that 50 percent of patients who contract Hepatitis B develop no symptoms after exposure. I understand that 30 percent will develop only flu-like symptoms and will have lifetime immunity. I understand that 20 percent will develop the symptoms of the disease, but that 95 percent will fully recover and have lifetime immunity.

I understand that 5 percent of the patients who are exposed to Hepatitis B will become chronic carriers of the disease. I understand that 75 percent of the chronic carriers will live with an asymptomatic infection and that only 25 percent of the chronic carriers will develop chronic liver disease or liver cancer, 10-30 years after the acute infection.

The following scientific studies have been performed to demonstrate the safety of the Hepatitis B vaccine in children under the age of 5 years.

I looked real hard but the internet didn’t have it today.  I have heard there are studies though…At least I think…

In addition to the recommended vaccinations as protections against the above cited risk factors, I have recommended other non-vaccine measures to protect the health of my patient and have enumerated said non-vaccine measures on Exhibit D , attached hereto, "Non-vaccine Measures to Protect Against Risk Factors." am issuing this Physician"s Warranty of Vaccine Safety in my professional capacity as the attending physician to (Patient's name) Poor L. MisinformedSammy.      

Signed, Dr. Innoculator M.D. (Name of Attending Physician)

Certainly makes you think.   Doesn’t it?  I am in the same boat as all of you parents, just so you know.  My children have personal exemptions for “Mandatory Vaccines” in the state of Colorado.  There is no such thing as mandatory.  No one can assume the risk for damages you may receive.  No one can force you to put anything in your body or your child’s body that is unwanted.  Our bodies were made with an incredible power called Innate.  In8 for short.  This Innate has the ability to recognize foreign things and create antibodies to ward them off.  You will hear about the successes of vaccines over the years, but I challenge you to look at the facts.   There are Natural History of Disease graphs all over the internet.  The studies are out there.  Be proactive with your child’s health and do your homework before vaccinating without education.  Informed choice is all I ask.

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